PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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