A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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