Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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