Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you win again, gameday.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
