Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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