my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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