dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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