The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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