ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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