HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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