Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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