from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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