So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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