I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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