Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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