The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
barbara walters just said penis...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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