i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Boobs are out for the taking
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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