After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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