Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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