So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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