I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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