Your tits are I can't wait for
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
whose parrot is this?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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