Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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