I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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