She announced her abortion via fbk
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
how drunk are you?
Several
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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