it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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