belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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