mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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