no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
