hotel room ftw
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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