used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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