Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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