32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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