Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
