Me too!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
