Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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