never play flip cup with pint glasses
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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