Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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