what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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