I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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