U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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