Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
it hurts more in the daytime
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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