i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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