I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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