I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
