Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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