They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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