i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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