absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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