mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
How's work?
Spinning.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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